We hate it, but its true. Be Consistently Boring is this week's motto as Wicks and Rhys look to revitalise their FPL Careers

The boys dive into the infamous spreadie and chat chips, as Rhys does a major f up! 

There's a lot of useful and useless information gathering between the two boys this week. Rhys goes early on transfers, and Wicks bares all with a sneak peek into his football shirt collection. 

"Pants" is the word as the boys witness a fairly understated and underwear-centric weekend of footie activity. Villa and Chelsea fail to impress, whilst City sledge past Wolves with Reijnders and his big red nose riding off into the night sky.

It may be a new season, but the traditional banter from our first season still rains down strong. Wicks has overtaken Rhys in real footballing terms, but who will reign victorious for Season 25/26?